I'm alive.

I was supposed to go to Disneyland tomorrow to renew my season pass, but I have cramps like there's a mack truck pummeling my uterus and so I hate Disneyland, bunnies, the baby jesu and you. So it looks like I'll be staying in for the next few days.

Damnit. I wanna see the Christmas fireworks and Haunted Mansion Holiday. SOAP SNOW BECKONS ME.

I win at procrastinating at life.